Best $1.85 I have ever spent.
i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive
she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face
So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
when people talk shit behind my back
Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS
heard u were talking shit
i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before
#defeats the dark lord #still scared stiff by angry women #harry fucking potter everyone
one of his best friends is hermione granger and he’s dating ginny “bat bogey hex” weasley why shouldn’t he be scared of angry women
plus when someone as calm and zen as luna yells at you, you know shits gonna go down
I can never stop laughing at this