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Posted 12 hours ago with 159,887 notes
© tonyballer



elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.



Posted 12 hours ago with 143,031 notes
© elflizard



plantkitten:

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive


Posted 12 hours ago with 229,324 notes
© andromeda4002019



weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face


Posted 12 hours ago with 97,141 notes



detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES



Posted 12 hours ago with 72,077 notes
© percymyjackson



x69o:

when people talk shit behind my back



Posted 12 hours ago with 10,186 notes
© dada-rococo-happening



do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.

Posted 12 hours ago with 31,680 notes
© do-raymi



landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

image

heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before


Posted 12 hours ago with 180,032 notes
© landorus



7billionothersandme:

minnarr:

gaystripclub:

brightestsnitchofherage:

#defeats the dark lord #still scared stiff by angry women #harry fucking potter everyone

one of his best friends is hermione granger and he’s dating ginny “bat bogey hex” weasley why shouldn’t he be scared of angry women

plus when someone as calm and zen as luna yells at you, you know shits gonna go down



Posted 12 hours ago with 125,868 notes
© smeagoled



sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this



Posted 12 hours ago with 71,889 notes
© sogaysoalive




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